(The poet receives a rude rejection email. He re-reads the submission guidelines, sees that he has followed them, and acts accordingly)
To —–
I have heard of you,
and didn’t expect such treatment
(The editor is pleased that the poet has heard of him)
Of course I know who you are:
you’re one of the Wit Brothers
I just don’t remember which one:
are you Nit, Dim, or Half?
(no response)