If I get the toy I want for my birthday
Then I’ll be happy
If I get the teacher I want for school
Then I’ll be happy
If I make the team
Then I’ll be happy
If I get into my first-choice college
Then I’ll be happy
If I do well in my classes
Then I’ll be happy
If I just get the job
Then I’ll be happy
If I just lose the weight
Then I’ll be happy
If I find the right guy
Then I’ll be happy
If I can just buy a house
Then I’ll be happy
If I can just have a baby
Then I’ll be happy
If she can just sleep through the night
Then I’ll be happy
If I get her the toy she wants
Then she’ll be happy